Welcome to the Somerton Summer Arts Festiuval

Festival Shopping Page

IDEAL GIFTS FOR EVERYONE

All the following items are available from The Ticket Office in The London Cigarette Card Co Shop in West Street, Somerton. Just ask Val in the shop and she will be only  to pleased to serve you.

All profits made from the items below go towards The Festival funds. This helps to subsidise some of the free events that are held during the Festival week including those for the schools, so please come and see them - they make wonderful gifts.

The Ticket Office opening times are

Monday 9.30am to 1.00pm and 2.00pm to 5.00pm
Tuesday 9.30am to 1.00pm and 2.00pm to 5.00pm
Wednesday 9.30am to 1.00pm
Thursday 9.30am to 1.00pm and 2.00pm to 5.00pm
Friday 9.30am to 1.00pm and 2.00pm to 5.00pm
Saturday 9.30am to 1.00pm

Books

"First Edition" by Jim Badman.

A book of wit, humour and verse at only £2.00

Often humorous, sometimes thought provoking, this book has now sold over 2000 copies – you can't get too much of a good Badman. A few one liners from the book:-

"Monkeys lead a tree dimensional life."

"Man cannot live by bread, alone. He needs a wife to butter it for him."

"I'm afraid the sport of Skiing is going rapidly downhill."

Douglas Brown of the Good Society Review says, "We think Jim Badman could become a cult figure – a sort of cross between William Blake and MacGonnigill."
 
 

 

"I Bought The Other One" by Anne Thology.

Sequel to "First Edition" at only £2.50

The book is exactly twice the size of "First Edition" and has lots of illustrations. Here's a light-hearted collection of odes to chuckle over in the bath or the garden or take with you on that long journey. It's guaranteed to provide enough smiles to last the whole day. This book still with the Badman touch, boasts 24 additional writers of odes, doggerel, wit, humour or whatever you wish to call the writings therein.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"1ST Among Sequels A Newer Book By An Older Writer " by Jim Badman.

at only £3.99

This new book of wit, humour and word play maintains the standard of "FIRST EDITION" Often humourous, sometimes thought provoking. A must for all those who have read the "FIRST EDITION" and anyone with a sense of humour.
 
 

 

 

 

 

T-Shirts/Polo Shirts.
Unique festival edition, T-Shirts. They have a picture of The Somerton Buttercross and surrounded by the words Somerton Summer Arts Festival. Sizes available in M; L; XL; XXL and come in a choice of attractive colours while stocks last.

 


£5.00 each

£8.50 each

£6.50 each
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Juggling/Stress Balls.   Only £1 each or 3 for £2.50.
 
Duel use – stress relief or juggling these are printed with the unique Festival Motif and are available in a variety of colours. Make ideal gifts with hours of entertainment.
 
 
 
 
 


Drinking Mugs - only £3.50 each
Blue mugs each printed with the unique Festival Motif. They make ideal gifts.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Umbrella - £9.00 each
Large green & white umbrella with the Festival Logo
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Wallets - £2.50 each
Various coloured wallets with the unique Festival Motif. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
     
 
Clock - £7.50 each
With 4 different functions Calendar, Alarm, Temperature, and Count Down. Size 9.5cm square. They have a perspex surround each with the unique Festival motif
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Clock - £7.50 each
Quartz clock with a blue face and metal surround with the unique Festival motif
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Photo Frame - £7.50 each
They have a metal surround each with the unique Festival motif. Size 6" x 8" (21 x 15cm)